The 100 Worst Games of All Time
America's obsessed with lists these days, and thus in the spirit of innovation we present the 100 Worst Games of All-Time. Judging took place over three weeks, and after lots of intense negotiations, we are proud to present to you our list:
- SimLeper Colony
- Virtual Valerie 3: Valerie Finds Religion
- Doom3
- Learn to Speak Ewok, with Anthony Daniels
- Hasbro's Tic-Tac-Toe CD-ROM
- You Don't Know Jack: 18th Century French Literature Ed
- Power Rangers in Deep Depression
- Gandhi: Master of Non-Violence
- Warren Christopher's Power Bomb Wrestling '91
- EA Extreme Cricket '99
- Shaq Fu
- My Little Pony Breaks a Leg
- Ray Eberhamm's Pit Crew Simulator '84
- Purple Moon: Secret Paths Through the Ghetto
- Wing Commander 2 Speech Accessory Pack
- Whorecraft
- Leisure Suit Larry and the Island of Constant Sexual Innuendo
- FIFA Soccer Riot '86
- Barbie: Ken's Beard CD-ROM
- Ken and Ryu com Clean About their Relationship
- FUCK! Even More Lemmings!
- Marathon
- Marathon 2
- Living Books: Arthur's Embarrassing Erection
- Rainbow Brite Gets Dumped Out the Bottom of the Porn Industry
- Queen of Fighters '96
- Marilyn McCoo Presents Solid Gold Interactive
- Amy Fisher's Crazy Teenage Prostitute Shootoff '93
- Samurai Snowball
- Kensai 2: Sacred Fisting
- NCAA Speedwalking
- Marge Schott's Virtual Baseball Manager
- NBA Lockout '98
- 101 Tapeworms
- Day of the Testicle
- Indiana Jones with Montezuma's Revenge
- Carbuncle Jones and the Case of the Weeping Sores
- University of Texas Fraternity Hazefest '99
- Daryl Gates Brutality Quest 3
- Mapplethorpe Interactive
- Hee Haw 64
- Little House on the Prairie 64 (or for our Canadian friends, Beachcombers 64)
- Mike Tyson's Punchout: Robin Givens Edition
- Lil' Bill's Oral Adventure
- Final Fantasy Seven: The Tiger Electronics Handheld
- Those Wacky Viet Cong
- Resident Evil 2: Interactive Cookbook
- Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny
- James 'Buster' Douglas 15 Minutes of Fame Boxing
- Georgia O'Keefe: King of Kickboxers
- Lets Pretend We're Elephant Poachers!
- The Castle of Dr. Brain Hemorrhage
- Life or Death: Proctology
- The Last Temptation of Christ RPG
- Bob Crane's Pornographic Tripod Battle Royale
- Virus: The Game
- Star Trek: Troi's Quest for Inner Peace
- The Compulsive Masturbator's Tetherball Extreme
- Glorious Ladies of Wrestling featuring Homoerotic Overtones
- Let's Talk About Me 3: Let's Shed Our Uterine Linings!
- Strawberry Shortcake and the Strawberry Colored Genital Lesions
- Bob Knight's Chair Tossing, Head Butting Basketball Bonanza
- Cool Spot 2: Even More Blatant Advertising
- War Gods
- Bio F.R.E.A.K.S.
- WCW vs. NWO vs. Coherent Dialog
- Lost World: Chaos Island
- Don Knott's Home Digital God Circumcision
- Leon Redbone's Dragracing
- Where in the Castro District is Carmen Sandiego?
- Super Black Bass
- Clayfighter vs. Justice League Task Force vs. Time Killers
- Aggressive Figure Skating with Tonya Harding
- Spiderman and X-Men in Arcade's Revenge
- Wackiest Farm Accidents Interactive
- Intestinal Tug o' War
- Big Bile Breakfast
- Greats of the Scab Portion of the 1985 NFL Season
- Postal 2: UPS
- The Nutcracker
- Ernest Hemmingway's Guide to Gun Cleaning
- Mortal Kombat: Too Hot for TV!
- Commander Keen's Krazy Khlyamidia
- Metal Groin Solid
- John Watson's Little Albert Interactive
- Martha Stewart's Virtual Cockfighting
- Terms of Endearment: The Game!
- Acclaim's Crappy License Spectacular
- Ed McMahon's Virtual Hangover
- Space Bunnies Must Die!
- Sigmund Freud's Superego Challenge '98!
- Freidrich Nietzsche's Adventures in Dreamland
- Forest Gump's Karate Championship
- Charlton Heston's NRA Planet of the Moses
- Scrotal Recall
- Exit the Dragon
- I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! Championship Edition
- When Fabio's Man-Boons Attack!
- NBA Def Comedy Jam!
- Super Twisted Pocket Puzzle Resident Metal Evil Tomb Fighter EX Plus Quake Alpha Solid Gold 2 Tournament Edition: The New Fighters