Check out this temp job I work Monday (8am-8pm) and Tuesday (6:30am-2pm):

I am a notetaker for a focus group at a research center downtown.

The focus group was for women who suffered from urinary incontinence,
which means I get to take notes on 60 year old women who pee when
they sneeze. Not just a little, but "it comes out like a faucet".

"So when you realized you had this condition, how did you feel?"
"Old. Very old."