Female
• Mimi-- dream, pop, repeat
• Keren -- artist in the big apple
• Rachel -- my scooter coach
• Stella -- makes super dreamy music
• Yuka 1 | 2 | 3 -- aishiteru
• Hannah 1 | 2 -- Halo skills are highly questionable
• Kiki -- Meet the Indonesian fashion police chief

Male
• DJ -- never fails to make me laugh
• Harper -- social butterfly the size of Mothra
• Ben A -- the San Francisco version of me?
• Griff -- um....
• Arturo -- does crazy video and stuff for airiel
• Tom -- to date, the only man I have ever shared a recipe with

Things I Find To Be Cool
• un-American Activities -- greatest stickers ever
• Stile Project -- so fun and gross at the same time
• Botched Executions -- He's dead, Jim?
• Jarvis Products Corp -- I don't know if I should laugh or be scared
• Merc -- clothes you could kill for
• The Modernist -- sex with style
• Uro Club -- need a gift for Father's Day?

Profile Sites
• Facebook -- Woot.
• Friendster -- I'm on there but I never update it
• MySpace -- I'm back on there. Not sure why.

News That's Only Important To ME, basically
• IO9 -- SCIFI updates
• Engadget -- tech updates
• Gizmodo -- tech updates but more nerdier
• Kotaku -- game updates
• Pitchfork -- music updates
• CNN -- world updates
• Chicagoist -- Chicago updates

Scooters
• Scoot.net -- where's the next rally?
• Lambretta.com -- drool
• Scooterworks -- works your scooter
• 2 Stroke Buzz -- all the news that's fit to be run over
• Vespa USA -- yeah, the news ones don't look as cool, but hey, they're original
• 2nd To Last -- "these scooters don't run"
• Piaggio.net -- the official USA site for Vespa's
• Moped Army -- Swarm and destroy

Laugh
• Outpost 9 -- I am a Japanese School Teacher
• Something Awful -- snow speeders vs. elephants
• Red vs. Blue -- file that under "shit I already know!"
• Penny-Arcade -- Fruit Fucker Prime!
• Bitter Films -- I laughed so hard, I hurt all over
• X-Entertainment -- Matt and I had IDENTICAL childhoods.
• Marshmallow Peep Research -- melt them, freeze them, microwave them. They're still yummy.
• Yo Joe! -- after you visit x-entertainment, you'll really want to go here
• New Grounds -- then go here
• Spookyland.com -- like Tim Burton? You'll love this!
• The Onion -- it's a staple in my life
• George Carlin -- do what this man says
• Uglypeople.com -- Yeah! Michael Jackson's on there!
• Live Nude Cats -- "here kitty kitty kitty"
• Kitty Porn -- um.....
• Shirley Q. Liquor -- how you durin?
• Exploding Dog -- defies description
• Diesel Sweeties -- comics for the sexy and bitter
• Engrish -- I hate myself and I want to die...
• Deathday -- I hate myself and I'm GOING to die
• Red Meat -- I'm on "Nude Patrol"
• Home Star Runner -- kill hours while at work
• Peter Pan -- run for the hills, folks
• Stick Figure Death Theater -- you can't have enough of this
• the best page in the universe -- I think George Carlin has made an impact
• Rock and Roll Confidential -- makes fun of real people
• Weight Watchers Cards circa 1974 -- reason enough to stop eating
• Real Ultimate Power -- hot ninja action
• Happy Tree Friends -- love them to DEATH
• Married To The Seas -- the champagne of comics
• Toothpaste for Dinner -- the most addictive comic on the web
• Natalie Dee -- america's favorite cracker
• Cyanide and Happiness -- yes
• Kuru Neko -- くる　ねこ
• I Hate Your Fashion -- blog for the completely accurate assessment of bad hipster-wear
• Levelism -- Raging against the hype machine in 25 words or less.
• Fail Blog -- it's just like life
• Stuff Hipsters Hate -- pretty much bang on
• Zero Punctuation -- rapid fire reviews of video games
• how To Tell If Your Cat Is Trying To Kill You -- meow *claw*

Guitar Thingy
• Guitar Geek -- find your favorite guitarist pedal setup
• Harmony Central -- on-line musicians resource
• Chicago Music Exchange -- mmmmmm Jaguars
• The Rickenbacker Page -- guess what they have

Muveez and teevee
• Internet Movie Database -- this will become addicting
• Fandango -- useful, but they REALLY need a new commercial
• The Force.net -- bo shudda
• Metro Mix -- when you just can't find a newspaper...
• Central Park Media -- anime goodness
• Manga.com -- again, anime goodness
• DVD Empire -- blow all your money in one visit
• the digital bits -- good reviews on dvd's
• Stick Figure Death Theater -- rules
• Star Wars.com -- (insert clever punch line here)

Gamez
• Giant Bomb -- because Gamespot totally sucks now
• Game Trailers -- need a quick fix?
• Xbox -- get your game on
• p8nt magazine -- for all your paintball goodness
• EBworld -- where does all the money go?
• Blizzard -- have you played Diablo II yet? It's pure, smooth, creamy, unrefined CRACK!
• Lucasarts -- oh the things some people will do with the Star Wars license.
• Game Spot -- good reviews, previews, hints, cheats, you name it
• Nintendo
• Squaresoft